Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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