Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
