Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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