I think i peed on brittanys purse
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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should my penis look like a turkey
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
did i just pee glitter
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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