Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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