We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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