Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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