how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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she told me i tasted like america
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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