I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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