I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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