if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize