We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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