so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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