my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.