somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she woke up with a sticky ear
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating