I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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