party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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