Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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