I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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