i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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