I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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