I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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