nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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