Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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