YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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