Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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