Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Randomize
