in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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