at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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