I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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