'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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