**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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