No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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