Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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