No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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