Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude i'm inner monologue high
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
