We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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