Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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