do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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