Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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