his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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