I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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