you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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