Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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