he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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