I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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