you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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