Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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