Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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