No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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