do herpes really smell.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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