Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
