can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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