Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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