bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
